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Quote of the year...

"Whoever said there's no such thing as a dumb question is a moron!"~Mr. Bennington

Quote of the week...

"Oh, blast the turnips." ~ lyris

Quotes by Mr. Bennington...

(our French teacher)

"Whoever said there's no such thing as a dumb question is a moron!"

"Because Thomas is the engine that can!"

"Put your head down!"

"Why is your head up?!"

"Middle schoolers are trolls, and high schoolers are goats..."

"If this isn't relevant, you're going to owe me money..."

"What finger am I going to put down next...?"

"This is my favorite lesson of the year, I'm not going to stop teaching it!"~ Mr. Bennington(in a lesson about the guillotine!!)

"That has nothing to do with my class. I hate you."

"It's official, I hate Per 2." Followed by periodic reappearances of "I hate Period 2"

"The only person allowed to make fun of other people in my class is me."

"I know she's quiet. That's why I like her."

"No, now he wants to steal my soul."

"It's the switch card, ladies and gentlemen, it's the switch card. Get ready for the switch and remember: Quickly, efficiently, and quietly." (Since when have we been ladies or gentlemen?!)

"You are still living in elementary land."

"Everybody out! Leave me alone!"

"You're weird. Go sit down.

"Rude, obnoxious troll."

"Stupid question #1."

"You dumbbell!"

"Les pieds ..."(les peids) "Les Corps" (les corps) "Nolan" (Nolan)

"Gabe!" (scream) "It's not you!" (disappointed noise) (laughing)"I'm kidding, it is you." (scream)

Nicknames... by Mr. Bennington...

Softcore
Tank Engine
Ranger Rick ... also (Ranger) Rick VanLemonade
Chin
Diller
Jittimer
Meile Worm
Leaf
Okay
Sarah Pop-off-your-head
Peterstone
Bijet
Brian Freako
Dr./Nurse/Patient Madden

Misc. Quotes

"Docters say hard work never killed anyone... but why take the chance?"~Ronald Reagan

"Don't provoke me. I bite. Hard."

"Who said I was nice?"

“If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.”

"Upon the advice of my counselor, my shirt bears no message at this time."

"Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana."

"Two rights do not make a wrong. They make an airplane."

"Quoting one is plagiarism. Quoting many is research."

"Don't make me angry, I'm running out of places to hide the bodies."

" I'm not a jerk. I just act like one."

"There are nice boys in this world... I just don't know any."

"...spring on a spring to a spring in spring..."

"I reject your reality and substitute my own!" ~Adam (from Mythbusters)

"Cake makes everything better!"

"Stop landing geese, Nicky!" (He was blowing his nose... loudly... really loudly...)

"Quack, damn you!" ~Jamie (from Mythbusters... again)

"Michael, I have a pencil and I'm not afraid to use it. Shut up."

"OK, I'm going to let you go before you pass out."

"Rehab is for quitters."

"He who dies with the most toys is dead nonetheless."

"Ham & Eggs - A day's work for the chicken, a lifetime commitment for a pig."

"Hard work pays off later.. laziness pays off now."

"Teamwork is a lot of people doing what I say."

NICKY QUOTES
"Sloppy Joes are made out of dead people."

"Hocus POKE-us!" *poke*

"I will touch you..." (...)

"Eavesdropping is illegal." (Yeah, I'm wanted from the FBI!)

"Danishes are made out of people from Danland!"